One day next to me, sat a very vertically gifted man that did not seem to possess one funny bone in his body, with a pretty serious case of craters all over his face. He seemed to be concentrating on something and appeared very nervous.  His face seemed kind and compassionate, although slightly detached. His body appeared to be covered in permanent black ink. He possessed tiny yellow hair on his head and skimpy dark hair on his arms. He could not see objects far away as indicated by his glasses, which also made him seem smart. The lines on his forehead indicated he showed signs of age, although a few scattered brown dots on his face gave him a more youthful appearance. I originally thought his head contained tiny yellow hair until he took off his hat and a lengthy yellow braid appeared with a strange bald man hair do. Above his eye lived a giant dark skin tag. His nasal cavity was larger than life itself, and right below that laid a coat hanger shaped lump of hair. On the sides of his face appeared to be patches of hair similar to the ones made famous by Elvis Presley. Although he seemed